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Clapham Grand (Bar, Club)

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21-25 St.John's Hill, Clapham Junction, Clapham, London, SW11 1TT
Cuisine: [Other/Unclassified]
Tel: 020 7223 6523 | Email to Clapham Grand | Website | Transport: Clapham Junction | Write review

Clapham Grand Description

THE GRAND in Clapham is a truly splendid venue spread over three floors which is perfect for corporate entertainment and private functions.

The listed building was originally opened in 1900 as a theatre and its unique, rich decor has been preserved and recently renovated to give the venue a touch of splendour with ornate ceilings and VIP gold boxes.

The club has five bars, private function room, VIP boxes, the UK's largest flashing dance floor, dressing rooms, a large lobby and reception areas. The venue also boasts impressive staging that makes the venue perfect for live entertainment, complete with state-of-the-art sound and lighting.

Customer Reviews for Clapham Grand

Average (based on 10 votes): 10 Atmosphere: Value: Quality:

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“Excellent crowd, cheese-tastic music, and fun had all night. Only been once but definitely planning a trip back there. I'm also a massive fan of their flashing dance floor, you don't see those that often these days!”
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Tallulah, London (1 years 10 months 10 days ago)

“If you're looking to have a good time and meet happy people then The Grand is the place to be, love it.”
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Khaled, Wandsworth (2 years 3 months 20 days ago)

“Who doesnt love The Clapham Grand? It offers fun clubbing in such a beautiful venue, its an old theater and still has lots of orginal features. Music is really commecial, sometimes cheesy but where else do you to singalong to classic tunes whilst tearing up a flashing dancefloor? Drinks are reasonable, entry is something like £10 but I know you can get discounts if you call in advance. Everybody should try this club out at least once in their lifetime.”
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Jackie, clapham (2 years 4 months ago)

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“I have mixed feelings about the Clapham Grand. Went to watch the England Italy quarter final there last night and although I like the space and although they have the largest sports screen in Europe and although there was plenty of atmosphere, there were a few issues that dissuade me from going again. Firstly, the security. The perfunctory bag check at the front door did little to persuade me that they had our best interests at heart (the bouncer was more interested in a sexy woman walking passed). Then when I told them we'd reserved a table last week I was told that my name wasn't on the list and that I might find somewhere to stand upstairs (not cool!). And then, when a small group of Italian fans decided to let the world know of their presence rather than asking them to perhaps be a little less obvious or station security nearer to them for their own safety, the security just watched on whilst pints were thrown back and forth and only turned up when it got really nasty and punches were thrown. The abr also ran out of lager so sold everyone cans for £3.50 a pop, Ridiculous! Plus, they only served lager, no ales! How hard can it be?”
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The Restaurant Hunter, London (3 years 3 months 17 days ago)

“I love The Clapham Grand! I have been here ALOT of times over the years, and I am yet to have a bad night out. Yes, its not the coolest place around and yes, its cheesy - but that just adds to its charm. If you are up for a retro evening and want to tear up a flashing dancefloor - then The Clapham Grand is the perfect place to go.”
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Sophie, London (3 years 8 months 25 days ago)

“I LOVE LOVE LOVE this place! Impossible to have a bad night here unless you enjoy standing round looking miserable or having a quiet drink! A place packed with happy, up for a good time people. No pretentious, no judgemental chaviness just a great place to dance, chat and let your hair down.”
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Kate, London (9 years 6 months 2 days ago)

“I've been to the Grand a few times and absolutely love it! If a good dose of cheese, no egos and a bunch of happy dancing punters is what you're after then it's definitely the place to go. Venue is pretty kitsch too - set in a Chinese-style theatre with lots of glitterballs and a big flashing dancefloor to strut your John Travolta moves to. Have always found the staff to be friendly and helpful - the bouncers definitely aren't the agressive Neanderthals you find elsewhere. Heaps better than Inferno's.”
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Liz, London (9 years 10 months 16 days ago)

“Maybe I was just unfortunate to pick a bad evening but Saturday night was bad. Walking in to the sound of the Ghostbusters did not inspire confidence in the music and this theme seemed to continue for the rest of the evening. This was coupled with the pricey beverages and absolutley embarrassing entertainment (if you can call it that - a group of girls and a lad prancing about on stage). Luckily my friends saved the evening. I wont be going back - the Grand not for me - it's too like Little House Nn The Prairy!”
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Luke Gilson, Cambridge (10 years 5 months 3 days ago)

“This place is an absloute dive designed purely for extracting as much money from punters and placing it into the pockets of the rude agressive and frankly fat management. On a Saturday night we arrived to walk straight into a fight on the dancefloor that the bouncers seemed uninterested in halting. Not wanting to spoil the night we remortgaged our house to buy the fetid and flourescent piss imported by white van from a polish garage that was laughingly considered an alcopop. No sooner were we upstairs on the balcony than five female 'dancers' (if the term can be applied to scantily but unusually badly clad girls executing moves coreographed by an epileptic who once watched a Beyonce video) took to the stage. It seemed to the attention of the slack jawed shaven heads on the dancefloor, but was almost the last straw for the girls in our group. The final insult was the pasty David Beckham look-a-like that followed, bounding onto stage and pretending to be in a Run DMC video, whilst almost conciously dancing out of time. All that within 10 minutes of entering the club. We tried to get our money back, but it seems the manager had already spent the cash on cheap aftershave. Do not go here.”
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CCS, London (10 years 5 months 9 days ago)

“Consistently and by far my favourite club in London; friendly, stylish - with a dazzling dancefloor, cosy private booths upstairs, and comfortable seating on the upper tiers for when your dancing feet can dance no more. Oh go on then - one more dance! 80's Pop on a Thursday, plays all the dancey classics of that retro era, Friday is Housey Dance night - cool, classy, sexy. Saturday used to be pure 70's disco, although they seem to be experimenting with a few different themes at the moment - it's all good, but bring back the disco! No bad attitudes, everyone is there to dance and have a good time. Long may The Clapham Grand ROCK! (P.S. Honest, I don't work there - I just go there a lot!) :-) xox Oh, and they have a big screen (the biggest in town, I believe) for showing sport on if you like that kind of thing.”
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Abi, London (10 years 6 months 28 days ago)

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Clapham Grand Opening Hours

Monday: Closed Friday: 10:00pm - 3:00am
Tuesday: Closed Saturday: 7:00pm - 3:00am
Wednesday: Closed Sunday: 12:00pm - 4:00pm
Thursday: Closed    

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Clapham Grand Food & Drinks

Clapham Grand Food Menu

No food

Updated 15/07/2010

Clapham Grand Drinks Menu

Bottled and draught beers, Magners Cider and a good selection of Vodka's, Gin, Bourbon, Rum and Whisky.

Updated 19/01/2012

Item Description Price
Buy 1 get 1 FREE Buy 1 get 1 FREE drinks special before 11pm on Friday & Saturday nights £ 4.00

Special offers, discounts and deals at Clapham Grand

Discounted Entry & Drinks Specials

Updated 13/06/2013

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Events and other great things going on at Clapham Grand

Club Nights, Live Bands, Weddings, Corporate parties, Sports Events, and More

Updated 22/07/2010

Glamorous Saturdays

Type: Music - DJ
Date: 23 Oct, 2010 - 25 Oct, 2015
Day(s): Saturday
Time: 22:00 - 03:00
Come and join us on our flashing dance floor for London's hottest Saturday night party!

Our resident DJ's spin the very best of the 80's & 90's mixed up with funky house, chart anthems and all your favourite club classics tunes.

£5 entry before 11pm on guest list, £10 thereafter.

Buy 1 get 1 FREE drinks before 11pm

Clapham Grand Hire Details

Clapham Grand is available for private hire

Updated 22/07/2010

Name: Altitude Bar
Type: Private Room
Days: Friday, Saturday
Cost - Hire Fee: £ 0 / Min Bar Spend: £ 1500
Options: Seating Available,
DJ: Provide your own
Capacity: 150
Notes: Altitude Bar is located on the 5th floor of The Grand. It has its own bar, dj equipment, dancefloor & late licence. Ideal for parties of 60 to 150.
Name: The Clapham Grand
Type: Entire Venue
Days: Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday
Cost - Hire Fee: £ 0 / Min Bar Spend: £ 0
Options: Seating Available,
DJ: Optional
Capacity: 1500
Notes: The Grand is ideal for corporate events, including screenings, filming, product launches and private parties. The Grand can arrange catering, AV, and provide a technical team unsurpassed in the industry that will ensure that all your corporate and event requirements are met.

Our venue, entered through the large welcoming foyer has 5 bars, 6 beautiful VIP boxes, a large stage area and the largest flashing dance floor in Europe! There are also a full range of ancillary offices including 4 dress

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